Blowing the Nose
During the flu and cold season among the discomfort comes opportunity for laughter. Despite the agony of the nose the scenarios we witness are funny.
Oh the dribble gone down that kids face,
What parents want to erase.
The floods that ere to dry,
When children they want to fly.
Some try to dig for gold,
While others its savor found bold.
For some find them tasty,
And say to parents don’t be hasty.
CNH
And with the blast of thy nostrils the waters were gathered together, the floods stood upright as an heap, and the depths were congealed in the heart of the sea.
The enemy said, I will pursue, I will overtake, I will divide the spoil; my lust shall be satisfied upon them; I will draw my sword, my hand shall destroy them.
Thou didst blow with thy wind, the sea covered them: they sank as lead in the mighty waters.
Exodus 15:8-10
And the channels of the sea appeared, the foundations of the world were discovered, at the rebuking of the LORD, at the blast of the breath of his nostrils.
2 Samuel 22:16
By the blast of God they perish, and by the breath of his nostrils are they consumed.
Job 4:9
Canst thou make him afraid as a grasshopper? the glory of his nostrils is terrible.
Job 39:20
From Those Funny Scriptures pages 39-40
During the flu and cold season among the discomfort comes opportunity for laughter. Despite the agony of the nose the scenarios we witness are funny.
Oh the dribble gone down that kids face,
What parents want to erase.
The floods that ere to dry,
When children they want to fly.
Some try to dig for gold,
While others its savor found bold.
For some find them tasty,
And say to parents don’t be hasty.
CNH
And with the blast of thy nostrils the waters were gathered together, the floods stood upright as an heap, and the depths were congealed in the heart of the sea.
The enemy said, I will pursue, I will overtake, I will divide the spoil; my lust shall be satisfied upon them; I will draw my sword, my hand shall destroy them.
Thou didst blow with thy wind, the sea covered them: they sank as lead in the mighty waters.
Exodus 15:8-10
And the channels of the sea appeared, the foundations of the world were discovered, at the rebuking of the LORD, at the blast of the breath of his nostrils.
2 Samuel 22:16
By the blast of God they perish, and by the breath of his nostrils are they consumed.
Job 4:9
Canst thou make him afraid as a grasshopper? the glory of his nostrils is terrible.
Job 39:20
From Those Funny Scriptures pages 39-40